Nick Happy and his Yodeling Commandos.
*facepalms, runs away*
the world conspires.

Tags: wtf
mood: eh?
sound: Torn Apart

congratulations, it's past midnight and I'm writing a stupid fic based on canon I hardly know & am allergic to. go me. [well, it told me its name, what can a girl DO?]

then I looked at everything I've done and might yet do for the bingo, and what do you know! all those stories, all of them, are about death in some way. characters start out or end up dead. characters think and/or speak about death. characters impersonate death. it looms, dammit.
*headdesk*
since when has my cliché bingo become a private softcore necro... fest?

ETA: eh? dear story, I'm glad you have discovered your well-balanced inner structure, and okay, you know I have a blood kink, but *where* the hell do you think you're going?! the... world does not work that way!
but you're funny '-)

Tags: writing, wtf
mood: cranky
sound: Clint Mansell - Death Is The Road To Awe

ahem. sorry, that was loud. but deserved. but... okay, The Invincible Iron Man spoiler ahead.
after THIS I feel entitled to a well-contained hysterical laughing fit.
*commences*
guh... really, guys, you could not have done that, like, [half] a year ago?
*carries on*
guess I ought to finish that one bingo story now. Tony fcking Stark, your fcked up motivator... ♥

Tags: tfs, wtf
mood: high

some time ago I have, ah, discovered Bleach. [why, YES, I am most unwise.]
being a barbarian, I got it all wrong, of course #-)
so... here's my OneWTF3. the text is original. vimeslady, Starrk is the one on the right '-)

~

( ...nyargh. )

~

really...
...and then there are Ultimate Avengers. words, anyone?!

Tags: pix, wtf
mood: accomplished
sound: INXS - Never Tear Us Apart

no, seriously, WTF with the brain? give me a canon, and I'll come up with half a dozen WTF-situations that will seem perfectly logical and/or natural to me. mind works in mysterious and disturbing ways. esp. immense cultural differences considered '-)
[and psychologists wonder why I have so few friends. because very few can stand WTF overdrive, which is not, alas, fandom-restricted.]
~
I used to associate this song with T.E.Lawrence. ha, said the universe... and gave me disassembled someone.
~
in RL news, library research rocks, Advil is a lifesaver, and ripped USA flag iPod skin still looks cool. pfft.

Tags: wtf
mood: annoyed
sound: Наутилус Помпилус - Крылья

dear Elfie, really. you have one hell of a week to face, you are not ready for it, your life is a fcking mess, y'know?
then there is a deadline, and you have virtually nothing to show. you have plans, though.
be a good girl, follow that through. get your shit together, finish what you had started.
learn to count.
do not start new WTFs, try.
that said, Starrk has dead eyes is a good opening, true, but DROP IT pls? do not write off a canon you barely know. do not write anime-based fanfiction.
no love at all #-(

[but Starrk does have dead eyes, and a pack of lone wolves forever runs through the Hollow World night...]

Tags: bad idea, wtf
mood: annoyed

Elefwin is a creature of habit. of a bad habit to find attraction in the impossible. therefore she is always hungry I do not have OTPs, I have O*WTF*Ps.
they deserve each other - and wreck their world[s] spectacularly. they are perfect together, but light years apart. they said it with lethal stab wounds. or their distaste for each other is epic #-)
...and then I stepped into some anime. guess how that went #-) if anything, though, this particular OWTFP would definitely sleep together, quite literally #-)
kawaii! *facepalm*

mind me not much & blame this on one Mr Rogers: I need an antidote, dammit

Tags: wtf
mood: calm
sound: Time Machine - Tiny Heroes

have just seen Ultimatum #5.
WTF.
dear gods, WTF. Z, you were right about Wolverine. still, WTF?!

Tags: wtf
mood: crazy

*snorts*
so there's this Russian article, which - wait for it - links patriotism directly to men's reproductive health.
that's right. patriotism: your key to a high sperm count!
I am laughing too hard to translate the list of fulfilling patriotic activities, you'll have to imagine that.
*facepaaaaalm*

Tags: wtf
mood: amused
sound: Unheilig - Eva

there's a kind of... quiet feud going on between Google Docs and MS Word? so they fuck up each other's formatting, oh-kay, the formatting goes, save for bare basics. but then they come up with different word count results for the same text. how..? and which one can be trusted, then?
o_0

Tags: wtf
mood: drained
sound: Nautilus Pompilius - Бриллиантовые дороги

Marvel Anime.
Marvel. Anime.
Iron Man and Wolverine.
kill me pls.

Tags: wtf
mood: indescribable