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as an example of where my brain has gone here be this old thing. *er*, told you so '-) title: (1) fandom: Bleach author: elefwinrating: G words: 420 summary: the series' One True One PWP. notes: it may become a part of getting physical thing for cliche_bingo. ( Starrk sleeps... )Tags: ff, mine mood: cranky sound: Clint Mansell - Xibalba
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deary me. the next one will be happy, I swear. title: Death and the Maiden fandom: Hellboy II author: elefwinrating: G words: 600 warning: no beta, midnight writing, despondency. summary: we all fight alone, faerie are islands too. notes: written for cliche_bingo's episode tags and missing scenes prompt. ( read me! )Tags: ff, h2, mine mood: accomplished sound: Damien Rice - the blower's daughter
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title: One-night Stand of Truth author: elefwinrating: R fandom: there is no fandom. based on & inspired by Only You. shoot me. disclaimer: I'm not sure who owns the thing & the whole of the thing, but it ain't me. caution: slash. fluff. loose morals & too many drinks. no beta, so let me know if it contains any crimes against English & Italian languages, common sense, humanity etc. summary: when your heart is broken and your balls are busted on a fine summer night, what do you do? drink it off, then sleep it off... what else? ( oh dear. )~ ...no, really. shoot me. Tags: ff, mine, бред mood: crazy sound: Imogen Heap - Headlock
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a gift, actually, posted with Z's kind permission. title: Batshit Romance author: elefwinrating: PG-13 fandom: the brand new Batman movieverse characters: Batman, James Gordon, Bruce Wayne disclaimer: nope, not mine. no harm meant and, hopefully, done. caution: no beta (so feel free to point screw-ups out), midnight writing, mindfuck, hints of bondage... and alcohol just slipped in. summary: Batman has a problem with James Gordon... ( read on! )Tags: ff, mine mood: awake, damn'd if I know how sound: The Kinks - Catch Me Now I'm Falling
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I [1] promised to write something wholesome, [2] considered writing self-indulgent pr0n, [3] was most definitely & firmly against writing anything like this. so... an odd weather report and sweet memories of a story read a long time ago and in a galaxy far, far away have mixed with my slight frustration with the theme... and I went & wrote exactly that, something that would not even suck, no pun intended. I have no excuse. so it's an AU ficlet set in Ultimate Marvel universe [ because it fits and I have actually read the whole arc?]. it deals with Tony Stark and Steve Rogers [ because], and can only be rated W for WTF. the best thing about it is the title from master Cohen's song [ there's blood on every bracelet, you can see it, you can taste it... aye]. [and yes, I did watch Let the Right One In and loved it.] ~ ( light as the breeze )~ ... *facepalm* Tags: ff, mine, tfs, бред mood: crazy sound: Pink - Bad Influence
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first, I've been trying to clean up me hard drives [at least 4 DVDs of comic archives, imagine that] when I recalled an old, old story, sketches for, and decided to look it up. have not found that one, but! have [re]discovered a practically completed Star Wars AU fic. it breaks my heart, that story does: it is AU and out of character in its assumptions, but there's some damn fine dialogue, and gods, I wish I could still write like that! I thought of rewriting it to fit the canon, Episode III specifically... and decided against it. wth, let it be big bad AU. with spices on top #-) that, gentlefolk, was one nice & unexpected trip. and a "get your shit together, good writing IS possible!" reminder. that was not the objective, though. the thing is... as much as I think & talk Stark, one'd rightfully expect me to write something already [and shut up, then], right? it's not like I lack [insane] writing ideas, right? and I cannot plead unfamiliarity with various canons any longer, too... so what does one do about it, pray? ...right, one flips. one visualizes a piece of pure crack & writes it the hell down. like this: ( hard candy )~ ... right, wtf. Tags: bad idea, ff, mine, tfs mood: content
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money been spent on Amazon, to alleviate literary frustration and then some. 's okay. having this sudden urge to order a gift wrap & card with poetry oblique for one of the items, though, addressed to myself, is probably not really okay '-) [but in the very spirit of the item. we are all mad here.] ah, literary frustration: it brings the never finished, IIRC, Drawing Down the Moon [HP] to mind. it's brilliance fluent and daring and wonderful ultimately going somewhere you cannot follow. in my sad case not because the ride's too hard and/or dark, but because it fundamentally disagrees with my understanding of canon. the story stands - and how! - on its own, but somewhere along the ride my disbelief snaps and places it all into an experimental AU. think remote & clinical, and damn sad because the beginning was so fcking fine..! ah, well. watch me do any better. watch me try & do something, then talk. *sigh* (I've read two novel-length pieces last night recently. one knows the blessed difference between lie and lay but confuses its and it's, the other? vice versa. shoot my inner editor, do #-) Tags: ff, readmaniac mood: crazy sound: VNV Nation - End Of Days
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I am really, really stupid unwise, moreso because it is not something I've ever wanted to do, even in [surprising] absence of any decent read. I didn't quite see myself writing Doggett & Mulder. *facepalm* so, [un]naturally, I have. short, fcked up & going nowhere, ( Van ) * if I am not gravely mistaken, the Spanish opposite of Vienen [XF 8.16] - [they] leave. tell me Season 8 was more coherent, though #-) Tags: ff, mine, xf mood: йа бландинко sound: Imogen Heap - Clear The Area
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the day hasn't been totally wasted: I did it #-) the XF filk that bugged me for the last 36 hours or so. now, it ain't exactly accurate, and I am not certain about a couple of words - of their being words, that is '-) but on the whole? hot damn #-) in the most tender memory of Milagro, ( Living Next Door to Mulder )~ *sniff* hellp... gimme some hardcore mindbending MSk, pls... Tags: ff, mine, poetry, xf, бред mood: accomplished
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y'know, screw it. I've just written an exactly [according to the word counter] 100 words long drabble, following, well, this. aw, those so-bad-it's-amazing old things & their little gems. shoot stab me. ~ ( a handful of dust )~ it may suck, which is only proper. there might be more, which I hopes does not happen. but rahr, 10 2, and my reference tables are made of awesome #-) Tags: ff, mine mood: accomplished sound: The Clash - Rock the Casbah
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the meme's all over the LJ, so why not... Post a list of your top five favorite fics you've written, regardless of fandom or the reason you love them. This isn't about the BEST things you've written, but what you LOVE most.~ the Secks trilogy thing! (a crazy quasi-poetic experiment bringing Ecks from Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever and Sands from Once Upon a Time in Mexico closer than is proper and safe. in particular, I love how the liquid theme holds, and the thing flows smoothly despite, well, everything #-) ~ A Delicate Hand! [one word: 'coronary' #-) a few more words: gods help me, it works so wickedly sweetly. plus, you know me & hands. in a way it's a story of self loving, 'cause it's got indulgence written all over it.] ~ Loose Ends! [my first and only proper Discworld fic, folks, and said to be a good one too. I love how easily, in fact, it came to me, both imagery and words. I love how right it feels, up to the [in]famous "What, why?"] ~ they dance alone and see me not! [the story of these two is probably longer than the stories themselves. in short, I loved League of Extraordinary Gentlemen's idea of Mina Harker meeting Captain Nemo. I also liked its freehand approach to various bits of canon, so I dragged fused several versions of Ms.Harker and the Captain for the two vignettes. I love how they just are there, no backstory, no reason, no excuse. if I ever captured sensual, it is there.] ~ *deep breath* Interesting Times three-piece! (yes, the criminally insane Star Wars alternate reality one. part 1 was very hard to write, being a request & not exactly my thing, and I love to know I made it. I also love the way[s] it turned afterwards, absorbing lines from my favourite songs, and common sense, and impossible OTP. it's a truly weird child, this one, and a... strange thing to do to one's beloved canon, but in the end? it made this top 5 #-) ~ the list could've been different, had I written more/finished the accursed WIPs. ow. PS & ETA: I cheat! it is not a fic but a poem, but it is love pure. Deserted Sonnet for El Aurens the magnificent, dammit '-) Tags: ff, meme, mine, recs mood: sick sound: Leonard Cohen - Waiting For The Miracle
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remember kisses? so... ~ taste salt laced with bitter and a sharp gasp of surprise, breathe him in, fresh breeze, old anger and new frustration; just this light touch crashing still among the waves rolling and winds tangling your hair hoary just this once... taste warmth and will, part ocean spray, part living blood, part steel - parting and yielding and fusing together, stealing your breath when you but think to let go. taste storm clouds, smoke and lightning, flesh and bone, anything but gentle... ...look into his storm-coloured eyes and see the ice break and melt. drink deeply. ~ oh, wild is the wind... #-) Tags: 20k, ff, mine mood: embarrassed sound: David Bowie - Wild Is The Wind
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из новенького: Любят девы Джедаев, не скрою, До печальных последствий порою, Невзирая на годы И капризы природы, А особенно - тех, с бородою ;) из старенького: проантиимперскоеТоварищ, верь: падет она, И будет новый кризис власти, И люди вспомнят в одночасье Двух-трех Джедаев имена! музыкой, опять же, навеяло: Нау, "Прогулки по воде"... ср. Эпизод Первый, Джедаи на природе Набу... shoot me? Tags: ff, mine, sw mood: frisky sound: Juanes - A Dios Le Pido
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I forgot. I forgot how crazy this film - how old and crazy it is, and how wonderful, with woodcuts and play pretend and stuff... this far? *gunkink*!!! everything is better without the girl, even newly weds seem to agree... ...and "The Emperor needs you." me dead. *ded*. Brotherhood of the Wolf flashback: they did sing of monsters in Paris! *ded* ...blue - sea and midnight blue - eyes, and hair tinted grey in certain lights... slash makes itself oh my poor brain "...each and every incomprehensible phenomenon must be comprehended first, studied..." and placed in custody! *dead still* omfg, no... ~ he holds her gently, like a priceless fragile specimen off his wall, all ivory sunlight air, a creature too alien and strange, incomprehensible yet open to study - careful, careful, ethereal kisses whisper in her ear - a perfect shell with its pearl, her life quivering on his lips and fingertips, and she is saying she loves him, oh, she loves him so!.. but they touch each other too gently, as though afraid to break - hurt - scare this fragile incomprehensible happiness away; they avert eyes and faces; and when his heart finally overflows, it's with sea water. ~ gods damn, dear Russians, wtf?! Tags: 20k, ff, mine mood: crazy
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footage: The Island of Dr.Moreau [1996] with David Thewlis as Edward Douglas and Val Kilmer as Montgomery. also, with sincere apologies to Mr H.G.Wells and those with low speed connections... ~ ( proceed )~ bite. me #-) Tags: caps, ff, mine mood: high sound: Stevie Wonder - Free
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oh. Secks, I said. ohh. wtf, and AU, and damned if I know where it's going. 's just they have a vague, vague idea of when/how to stop... Sands. Ecks. seriously fucked up interagency cooperation, what? it's not writing even. but what gives #-) one: Flowtwo: At Swimthree: ( Drinks )~ to those who: tincture of night. tincture #-) Tags: ff, mine mood: weird-o sound: Sade - Smooth operator
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I give up '-) Of all things to do on a weekend I have never considered this. However, here I am, writing this odd piece, a fanfic's fanfic, an AU of an AU... argh. Bite me. This one is a model Elfie fanfic 'cause [1] it should not have been written, [2] it's a mixture of weird style and troubled emotions, and [3] no names are called. Feel free to place the names, locations and - by and large - the fandom '-) No disclaimers, for no one concerned would relate this to a supposed original. Hopefully '-) ( Imagine... ) Yes, Elfie has written this. Ff.net being still down is a lame excuse, but an excuse nevertheless. Nighty-night '-) Tags: dw, ff, mine mood: accomplished sound: Sting-Mad About You
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It has to be May 17th (Star Wars Episode II premiere day in Israel) approaching. Star Wars fluids in the air, plus the craze, SW-related and general... I've done it!!!!!!!!!! I have written the insane ficlet I threatened Zoi with '-) It all started with a relatively innocent suggestion of piercings for Jar Jar Binks, but then... Innocence & me do not, I'm afraid, mix well '-) Notes: 1) George Lucas, though he does own the worlds and the characters, has got absolutely nothing to do with this plot. He's got standards, after all. 2) Some people (hello Alli!) may get a wrong impression of me not liking Ewan McGregor. But I do like him. His Obi-Wan Kenobi, now... hehe '-) 3) Pillow Book, referred to, belongs to... its creators, bless'em. 4) An occasional lapse into Pterry's style is to be blamed on my excessive reading. 5) See above, I can spell Binks. I have deliberately changed the name to go with the new, um, image '-) ( Still not frightened? Read on then... )Tags: ff, mine, sw mood: high sound: No Doubt - Don't Speak
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